Everyone appreciates the Japanese art of haiku – using precious few syllables to portray a poetic message. But what if this message is not only creative, but cheeky too? Fun for all! Naughty Haiku first caught our attention on twitter, where regular tweets fit 3 lines of haikus 5-7-5 into 140 characters. Suddenly, twitter seems built for succinct haiku filth! The poems can be read on Naughty Haiku’s blog as well.
Some favourites:
She answered the phone / Talking as well as she could / While receiving head
Fingers in her cunt / Thumb in her ass, he gripped her / Like a bowling ball
Outside her window / It rains like swingers at a / Bukkake party
He picked up her shoe / Spanked her ass with the sole, then / Inserted the heel
…To the Naked Girls Reading Literary Prize!
THIS year we’re inviting “gut level†writers all over the globe to submit original writing for a chance to win our fan/reader-funded literary prize of at LEAST $2000. That’s a 400% increase in the prize money (we know writers aren’t always good at math). Not only that, but at our Naked Girls Reading HONORS event in November, an international array of Naked Girls will read selections from our finalists at the celebration.
Deadline: is Sept 1st, 2011.
Acceptable Submissions:
Naked Girls Reading is looking for exceptional writing in the areas of Short Fiction, Poetry, Criticism and Erotica. If you consider your writing to be “gut levelâ€, this is the contest for you.
Prize(s):
Naked Girls Reading LITERARY HONORS is a completely grass roots, reader driven literary prize. All prize money will be raised through our account at Kickstarter.com and will be divided between all of the categories as well as a “Best in Show†and will total at LEAST $2000.
For more competition details visit Naked Girls Reading.
I’d like to draw your attention to some hot erotic fiction that I discovered through the twittersphere. Wyeth Bailey’s blog Dangerously Sweet features poetry, fiction and erotica. She’s a master of the #flashfuck, and updates regularly with writing she whips out for #FuckMeFriday and #WankWednesday.
Visit for an erotic quickie, stay for some lesbian BDSM eloquently presented in a lusty narrative.
The orgasm after that started somewhere outside of me, deep in my history, far in my future. Time folded, and within it crushed reason and memory, erased the line separating the two of us. This was the last orgasm. This was the first orgasm. I had stopped counting. I had stopped caring. I had stopped thinking. I had begun to feel.
Red Umbrella Diaries is a monthly storytelling series in New York, where people who’ve tangled with the sex industry tell personal stories about the complications that arise when you mix sex and money. Recordings of these stories are regularly released as a free audio podcast.
Here are two audio clips from the storytelling events that we recommend listening to.
In “Stunt Cunt,” Laura G. Duncan tells a story about being a gynecological teaching associate (GTA). She is a sexual health researcher, educator and writer currently living in Brooklyn.
In “The Dabbler,” Kira Manser shares two stories about dabbling in the sex industry and learning about diverse fetishes. Kira Manser traces her sex education roots from Miko, a feminist run sex shop in Providence, to her current position as an educator at The Velvet Lily, a sex-positive shop in Philly. Currently, she can be found working on a dual masters program in social work and education in human sexuality at Widener University.
Live events and podcast are hosted by Audacia Ray.
The live storytelling event is at
Happy Ending, 302 Broome Street between Forsyth and Eldridge
First Thursday of the Month. Doors at 7 pm, reading from 8-10
21 and up + FREE
visit: Red Umbrella Diaries
Home to erotic audio produced for people with vision impairment - yet appealing to all pleasure-seekers. Our ear candy is not suitable for minors.