The REAL Vagina Monologue is taking place in Montreal, Canada on Thursday 18 November. At the Magic Sound Box, a recurring live art performance, you can sit in the dark, in an enclosed space and listen to radio from inside the box. If this intimate listening space isn’t enough for you, at the 3rd Magic Sound Box event, the sounds you will be listening to were made by Jess MG, a contact microphone and her vagina.
“Basically I shove a microphone up my petunia, masturbate and record it,†she reveals. “Recently I started using a contact microphone so it picks up the vibrations in the vagina. I’m still experimenting and processing the audio but let’s just say I was pleasantly surprised to hear that my vagina made less of a squishy sound than a rumble in a dark velvet room sound.”
Seems like the Magic Sound Box would be the perfect environment to experience this audio. Get along:
LOCATION: L’Envers, 185 Van Horne (just east of Parc Ave)
DATE: Thursday, November 18th
TIME: 7pm or 9pm SHARP!
COST: $7-12 Sliding Scale
If you can’t make it, you can hear the delightfully surprising free recording as part of this podcast from sex positive radio show Audio Smut, which airs on CKUT 90.3 FM. Also included in this podcast are interesting discussions on the sounds of sexual pleasure and sex sound politics in share-housing, music made by charting a woman’s fertility cycle and some telephone dirty talk.
via: Cunt Love & SexLife Canada
You may have already heard of OhMiBod: vibrating sex toys that pulse in time with your music when attached to an mp3 player.
We love Regina Lynn‘s suggestion to combine this handy toy with iPhone4’s FaceTime video chat, for the ultimate phone sex experience. Since the OhMiBod toys vibrate in response to music or voice, they can add an extra level to phone sex. Your lover can then arouse you with their voice via sound and sensation.
If you don’t have a phone sex partner at your instant disposal, we suggest you simply download a SonicErotica mp3 and vibrate along with one of our erotic audio stories!
According to Debby Herbenick, the iPhone4’s faster speed and improved reception and battery life are all advantages for dirty phone calls. Herbenick has many tips for the incorporation of FaceTime into long distance love making sessions, dubbing these “FaceDates”.
The iPhone is an all-round revolutionary tool; receiving praise for the accessibility of it’s VoiceOver feature, which helped blind Austin Seraphim ‘see’ colour.
via: Gizmodo
The new book Sex at Dawn: The Prehistoric Origins of Modern Sexuality is getting tonnes of press for its suggestion that monogamy comes unnaturally to humans. According to the book our ancestors lived in egalitarian groups that shared food, child care and sexual partners. Author Christopher Ryan’s research may also explain the tendency for females to scream emphatically during sex. Female primates announce (loudly) their pleasure before, during or immediately after mating in order to incite males to, well, come fuck. Thus, this “female copulatory vocalization” is associated with species that mate promiscuously rather than monogamously. Scientists even recorded the copulation calls of baboons – 550 of them – and analyzed their acoustic structure.
“Even the uninitiated can identify female nonhuman primate orgasm, or sexual pleasure,” says primatologist Meredith Small.
The variations in the calls contain complex information for listening males. Who knows what you might be implying with your orgasmic groans! (Though apparently humans lack the baboon’s complexity of note structure.) It’s no wonder that when we think of noisy sex, it’s the ladies who are most vigorously expressing their passion. I guess women have been noisy in bed since before there were beds!
Christopher Ryan writing for Psychology Today
A deviation from the erotic authors we have previously highlighted; Radical Vixen’s blog contains her real experiences as a phone sex operator. If you think adult sex lines are all oohs and ahhhs until the caller blows their load, you’ll be amazed at the depth of psychological work these professionals employ to make hot aural porn on the fly. RV’s blog deliciously demonstrates the wide scope of sexual desire and offers insight into the many kinks that callers live out in telephonic fantasy.
“I just want you to kidnap me and keep me in your dungeon,” a client will tell me. This tells me that the call will likely be fun because kidnapping calls often are. The key is to mix enough realistic details into the fantasy to make it feel real…When KC is close to cumming is when I describe his new life as a kept slave. My fantasy dungeon is in a basement, has no windows and is completely soundproofed. His entire purpose is to please me. Soon he forgets about his old life. I’ll rename him and give him a new identity…The clients who have this fetish are almost exclusively married, have children and a stressful job. Often they feel trapped and unhappy in their lives but see no way of escape. That’s where I come in to whisk them away from their misery, if only for a short while.
Part exhibitionist, part storyteller, part unofficial therapist: the candid insider perspective that Radical Vixen shares is facinating. How does she handle the ass men, the piss drinkers, the enema lovers, the submissives, those who don’t know what they want and the jerk pranksters? What does she do when she needs to interrupt her delicate seduction to burp or sneeze?
Sometimes the calls all come in at once. The phone was quiet all day. Tonight Mr. Radical made some delicious chicken soup for dinner. As I took my first bite the phone rang. Three calls later I’m still quietly eating my soup. I’ve been employing my “mmm” technique while I put a spoonful in my mouth.
Radical Vixen features in the 2011 NYC Sex Bloggers Calendar. If reading her stories perks your interest in phone sex, she also offers an informative post on How To Get Great Phone Sex. “A thank you at the end of the call is a very nice touch. Not many callers thank me and it’s very appreciated when one does.”
Her naughtiest confession of all is that she knits while she works! Knit 1, Pearl 1. Come for me baby oh yes!
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