Meet the Orgasmatron, a leather clad washing machine that 'aims to bring the fun back into housework'. Created by artist Dominic Wilcox, this is one household appliance that will have you in a lather. Featuring a ride 'em saddle on top of the sleek black machine, you can choose from such settings as “oh!”, “oooh!” or our favourite – “oooooooh!”. Cleaning up was never so dirty.
“O” is a student, intellectual, slut.
In her blog Eros, Logos, she shares her strikingly intellectual sexual exploits with an eager audience, and never disappoints the voyeur in you – especially if you're always yearned to pry into someone's head as well as their pants. The following is an excerpt:
“This is my life, a small piece of it…
None of us who write about our erotic lives ever do tell everything, even in this anonymous medium. The most important things are always hidden, being too private to share with anyone but our lover… I want to write only truth, and so I write as much of it as I may, no more, never less. I could make up names and jobs, obscure facts or change them just enough …but it would mean writing something false.
I prefer not to.”
It's been a long time, er, coming, but the irrespressible Dandy's sexploits finally wind to an end today. It's been a very public transportation, hasn't it? Next time you're taking the train, bus, tram or hovercraft, you'll want to make sure you check out your fellow commuters. Could any of these people be as outrageous as Dandy? Could they BE Dandy?
Our adventuress goes further underground today, wired for sound and looking for some relief. She's not one to keep anything to herself, but unless you want to share the secret of why you're blushing to your amused colleagues, may we suggest you use headphones to enjoy Dandy's dirty little secret? God is in the details, they say, but so is the devil…
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