This song has been making the rounds (with a topic like that who wouldn’t want to listen?). Enjoy a lyrical celebration of euphemisms for lady bits.
Via: Copyranter
Loving this article by Stephanie Georgopulos, about the sexually themed songs that she was obliviously singing along to during her 90s childhood.
It was a confusing couple of years, but then lyric websites became “a thing,†and it was kind of hard to remain uninformed. I still long for days when I could scream things like, “RIDE IT, MY PONY†in public with the confidence and ignorant bliss only children possess.
via: Thought Catalog
For the ever-confusing Sweat, by Inner Circle, listen to the lyrics in this video:
Everyone appreciates the Japanese art of haiku – using precious few syllables to portray a poetic message. But what if this message is not only creative, but cheeky too? Fun for all! Naughty Haiku first caught our attention on twitter, where regular tweets fit 3 lines of haikus 5-7-5 into 140 characters. Suddenly, twitter seems built for succinct haiku filth! The poems can be read on Naughty Haiku’s blog as well.
Some favourites:
She answered the phone / Talking as well as she could / While receiving head
Fingers in her cunt / Thumb in her ass, he gripped her / Like a bowling ball
Outside her window / It rains like swingers at a / Bukkake party
He picked up her shoe / Spanked her ass with the sole, then / Inserted the heel
Karley Sciortino of the blog Slutever recently interviewed Sarah, a 25 year old girl from New Jersey who suffers from a rare form of Dwarfism. She is a quadriplegic and is permanently on a ventilator. Because of her condition, for most of her life Sarah has had minimal contact with the outside world. In 2004 she joined Second Life.
Since then Sarah has given up real life almost completely, choosing to function only online. In SL she has a career as a successful model, she’s into kink and BDSM, and she’s currently looking for a man to spend the rest of her life with. I talked to Sarah about the reality of living completely outside reality.
What is a normal day for you like?
I get up, get washed for the day, go on SL, eat lunch and dinner, log out and go to bed. My world is SL; mainly the only things I do in the real world are life essential.You’ve told me that you are looking for a boyfriend, but only in Second Life, right?
Yeah, I’m looking for a relationship in SL but with real life emotions. But I’m also open to texting, instant messaging and sharing pictures. I’m over casual dating and want to find someone who I can spend the rest of my life with in SL. I’m extremely romantic! Due to circumstances, a real life partner is not right for me, and I don’t see myself ever being open to that.
Read the rest of the interview with Sarah here.
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