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You must be dying to feast your ears on some sexy sounds by now, so here is something to offer you to quell your anticipation for SonicErotica’s return.
In this podcast by the Chronicle’s Carolyne Zinko, the ever enticing sex educator Midori, demonstrates the skills you need to arouse someone aurally. Whilst she is more often known for demonstrating the tools of rope bondage, Midori shows here that the voice too has the power of a sexual tool. We just love the sensual way she reads about a sushi restaurant menu.

Broadcasting entirely out of her own universe, Soccergirl (of Soccergirl Incorporated) delivers podcasts from the bath (otherwise referred to as a bathcast), and the weird murky depths of her kinky-ass brain.

Including bizarre musical arrangements, guest spots from miscellaneous friends and family members, smurf porn & a healthy myriad of other random features, Soccergirl’s program reminds us a little of falling into a parellel universe consisting of nothing but late-night MTV, Phone sex, charades and being stuck next a crazy lady on the subway. The overall effect? Weird. But in a good way.

Describing itself as ‘Sex ed in the age of google’, the Postmodern Sex Geeks’ Guide to Sex is a sexcast produced by Marie B (and friends) from the wild western centre of out of Dallas, Texas.

With her friend Crista, episode #16 was about podcasting naked in protest at the USA Morality in Media’s anti-pornography week. Comprising meaty discussion, giggling, debate, sex toy reviews & website reviews, this “pro-porn liberal femi-nazi” delivers regular commentary on the state of sex in the internet age and what that means for you and me, and everyone we know.

SE recommends this opinionated, feisty and frank podcast as an antidote to boring thinking about gender issues and current sexual society.

Sage Vivant, who operates Custom Erotica Source, delivers a weekly podcast called Four minutes, once a week where she narrates erotic stories out loud for the princely sum of zero dollars. The best part is that she’s lying about the 4 minutes - treat yourself to a saucy bedtime story that will pleasantly distract you from your sleep.

One of the most infamous sex writers today, Susie Bright blogs out a treaure trove of interesting articles, links, opinions and news for anyone who’s interested in the world of sex. Bright regularly compiles and edits collections of Erotic fiction, the most recent edition being The Best American Erotica 2006 featuring such literary luminaries as John Updike & David Sedaris. If that’s not enough to make you whip down to your local bookshop, you can hear Bright weekly at Audible.com on In bed with Susie Bright.

If you want to begin writing dirty and don’t know where to start, we might just have found the antidote to your erotic awkwardness.

CKUT radio in Montreal (90.3FM) hosts a show called Audio Smut, hosted by the delightful Amber, Sarah and Stephanie. On Nov 1 they dedicated their show to the reading and writing of dirty stories. You may have missed out on hearing it live, but the good news is that it’s available for download via the Hersay podcast. Guests discuss what makes writing sexy, share their pieces out loud, and talk about all things smut. We loved poet Mike Harris’s astute observations about the pedestrian nature of mainstream erotica from his experience during his time as a bookstore clerk. Embracing your own shame, & accepting yourself is part of the key to writing great, honest erotica. Viva that!

Our good friend Laura, editor-in-chief at Black Heart Magazine, makes a special guest appearance to read her short work “Virgo” and unsurprisingly, sounds as hot as she writes.