This week we tripped over Cherry Bomb's blog 'The Queen of Cream' – true accounts of life working in New York's multifaceted Sex Industry. Some entries read like Law & Order spinoffs, others are heartbreakingly raw & honest, and the writing is always sexy & sharp. It's a rare pleasure to see real, emotive chips in the shiny hard veneer of a self-proclaimed 'Brooklyn bitch'.
It's old news to some, but it made us laugh. It seems the pissing contest between Russia and the States has reached a new low in the form of vying for the most esteemed preserved historial penis. Say what? You heard me. The Museum of Erotica in St. Petersburg is the home of Rasputin's pickled pecker, measuring in at a whopping 30cm. Museum founder Igor Knyazkin rejoices, saying “Having this exhibit, we can stop envying America, where Napoleon Bonaparte's penis is now kept”. Reliable sources place this interesting historical tidbit in the hands of American professor emeritus John K. Lattimer, of Columbia university. The French emperor's little friend is said to be “one inch long and resembling a grape”. We hope some of that was due to shrinkage.
Meet Nina, the Lazy Geisha. Her exquisite journal delves into finely executed erotica, written with care and craft from a woman's perspective. Does that mean touchy-feely? Baby, it aint Oprah. But it is genius.
If you've never heard the inspirational Jessica Delfino and her ode to lady power, hie thee to Youtube and check out 'My Pussy Is Magic' before Gootube pulls the plug on her hilarious pussy pep-talk.