Below the belt…

Oct 20, 06

It’s old news to some, but it made us laugh. It seems the pissing contest between Russia and the States has reached a new low in the form of vying for the most esteemed preserved historial penis. Say what? You heard me. The Museum of Erotica in St. Petersburg is the home of Rasputin’s pickled pecker, measuring in at a whopping 30cm. Museum founder Igor Knyazkin rejoices, saying “Having this exhibit, we can stop envying America, where Napoleon Bonaparte’s penis is now kept”. Reliable sources place this interesting historical tidbit in the hands of American professor emeritus John K. Lattimer, of Columbia university. The French emperor’s little friend is said to be “one inch long and resembling a grape”. We hope some of that was due to shrinkage.